Pompadour Swag

TEXAS SIZED SWAGGER

tishue:

there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life

(via capyshotas)

chocolate-dandy:

justthefactsmaamifyouplease:

chocolate-dandy:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

Season 2: Will they ever learn the world ‘bisexual’?

WATCH as Pepper debates whether she’s straight or a lesbian
PUNCH the wall as everybody around her goes along with the idea that these are her only two options
MARVEL at how erased your sexuality is

This June, only on Netflix

Truth

"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.

(Source: ariahastings, via rachelraygun)

emoij:

Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

(via rayguncourtesan)

Hot pink swim trunks for my Miami trip

believeinrecovery:

A little table to how to get rid of all that negative self-talk. We have to learn look at the good in situations too, instead of dwelling on things we can’t change - because you know what? We may not be able to change what is happening but we CAN change how we view it! 

(via dirtyberd)

Made a caramel cappuccino  and added extra salted caramel syrup and used italian sweet creme creamer. It is heaven in a mug. 

cr-finest asked: Private: Hey if you ever want to talk on kik, I'm a guy that you can talk to that will actually treat you like a person. Even though I love to fuck, I still have an upmost respect for women. We can talk about other things than sex, like going hiking.

mrsfscottfitzgerald:

yearofthe-jadedragon:

megxnmxrie:

wasted--kitten:

👏👏👏 bravo! You respect women! Common decency! Well done lad! Drinks are on me!

LMFAO i’m fucking dying

i bet you this is a template message he sends around

HAHA fuck